hairography

After being squished flat over the night i get scalded in the shower and smothered with a strange foamy liquid then rinsed, this happens twice. at least i'm clean. Once I'm dry i get split with a comb, i try to break free sometimes i do but its just a never ending battle with this guy. i stay mostly untouched throughout the day but once he gets back from school everything changes i get pushed out of the way so some headphones can be pressed against his ears which leaves me bent and uncomfortable. but the worst time of all is bed time because that is when i get smothered by a pillow for who knows how long. *sigh its not the best job but it pays the bills.